Prof. Ted Holman, Temporary Director of Inmates
Once a Year, the Holman lab ventures out of the lab and heads to the dirt track NASCAR races. These are their stories.

Getting psyched up for the races in the parking lot. Note the heavey pockets.

The group assembles to enter the dirt track arena. Nerds tend to stay in a herd for protection.

The nerds outside their native habitat. Note the chunks of dirt on the stands. Goggles are advised.

Josh and Tex determining who to place their bet on.

To our amazement, a car sponsored by our benefactor, the American Cancer Society!!

Victor after the cops confiscated his beer, all 12 of them in that little green bag.

Aaron makes amends and buys legite beer on site, like a true american.